Shot Blocker - Day 53

My G,

Do you know how you came to be here with your family? Do you realize what it took? There was no stork, no birds, and no bees. You weren't brought to us in a little basket. You weren't sent by the Boss Baby. Mommy and Daddy had sex. Daddy shot his shot because he loves mommy and shooters gotta shoot.

You're the best thing to ever result from Mommy and Daddy expressing our physical love for one another. Well at least, so far. A baby sister may do you in. But honestly son, it's not all about you. It's not like now that you're here, we don't want to be enjoy each other’s company anymore WITHOUT YOU. We enjoy it. It’s therapeutic for us. I dare say it makes us better parents, more loving and understanding of your needs. It's something I hope you get to enjoy with your wife one day.

That being said, you are starting to display rather selfish tendencies when mommy and I are wanting to practice making you a sibling. You're staying up way too late, always wanting to be in the mix. You cry when you're not the center of attention. And every time Daddy gives Mommy a kiss, you set those big eyes to full attention. Well baby boy, as your Lala would say, “One monkey don't stop no show.” You can't stop us from having our fun. We're your parents after all, not the other way around. We make the rules, all of them. Well, we make most of them, okay some of them, but definitely more than you do.

I'll tell you our plan since you obviously can do nothing to stop it, bwahahaha. You have beds in multiple rooms, and we have a…baby monitor. That's right, there's a camera that watches and listens to your every move. We don't have to keep you in the same room as us because we can watch over you from anywhere in the house, even the deck. It is sound activated and has night vision. This thing tells me the temperature in the room and has a zoom feature. If we want to, we can have full discussions through the intercom system.

VTech 5" Digital Video Baby Monitor - VM5251

Now, that that's established, I'm leaving you here in your own room for awhile. Catch you on the flip hater. A few moments later…”Marc, Grayson is staring into the camera crying. I have to go check on him.” Well played, Grayson. Well played.

“Not today old man…”

This means war little fella!

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