Pop Culture Glossary

Scooby and the Mystery Team:

are a group of young detectives composed of a pretty boy hippie who is not very bright (he got heart though), a damsel who always finds herself in distress, a clumsy genius who can never keep track of her glasses, a goofball stoner with a van, and a snack crazed, cowardly dog.

Sherlock Holmes (Daddio):

is known as the dopest detective in fiction. He is capable of pinpointing the date, time, and location of your conception by simply making direct eye contact with you for 2-3 seconds.

Poo Crumbs:

is a nod to a story of a brother and sister who leave a trail of breadcrumbs to find their way home from the woods while being abandoned by their crazy stepmother. The crumbs are eaten by some forest critters and they get lost. They eventually find a house made of candy and cookies, cook a witch in an oven, and rob her of a treasure. I think the witch was blind too. They were some bad ass kids. Excuse my french.

Olivia Pope:

is what you would call a “Fixer”. Before ascending to the highest position in American government (Command), she cleaned up the messes and dirty laundry of Washington DC’s politicians and power players including both a male and female President who at one point were married but divorced due to infidelity, murder, and scandal.

Mr. Toilet Man:

literally gave Daddy nightmares. There was this movie that came out when Daddy was a baby called Look Who’s Talking. I saw it when I was about 4 or 5 years old, and for several years a just knew any toilet with a furry topper was going to bite my thing off. Showing is more powerful than telling on this one.

Mr Hankey:

is a non-religious, talking and walking piece of feces who wears a Santa Claus hat. He befriended a young Jewish boy in the 90s before becoming a sidekick of Kris Kringle, himself.